Posted 4 hours ago

pimptier:

pimptier:

i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me

wow this almost became sucessful

Posted 4 hours ago

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  2. shrek: get out me swamp!
  3. donkey: aww :/
Posted 4 hours ago

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

Posted 4 hours ago
bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 4 hours ago

ghdos:

i-hate-the-beach:

1ocus:

The average person was a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered.

If the person is trans, that chance turns into 1 in 12 chance of being murdered.

Think about that for a moment. 

Oh my god.

Jesus.

Posted 4 hours ago
osamah:

I CANT BREATHE

osamah:

I CANT BREATHE

(Source: klefable)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

image

Posted 4 hours ago

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

(Source: clgdoublelifts)