Posted 9 hours ago

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh)

Posted 9 hours ago

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

Posted 9 hours ago

mercurialmalcontent:

elanorpam:

thranduilkingofsmirkwood:

mirabilelectu:

mistlethalia:

But! But but but!

Sam DOES follow, just not right away. Sam lives a long, prosperous, ridiculously happy life in Hobbiton with Rosie, with whom he has many children. He was mayor of Hobbiton SEVEN times until he retired at age 96, oversaw the establishment of the Shire as its own independent land, and was personally given the Star of the Dunedain by King Elessar as a gesture of friendship and love. But when Rosie passed away on Mid-Year’s day, Sam rode out from Bag End on September 22nd for the last time and finally followed Frodo to Valinor as the third and last Ringbearer to do so at the grand old age of 104.

He did exactly as Frodo asked him to. He was whole, and happy, and he enjoyed and did more than he could have ever imagined when he was a humble gardener listening in for tales of the Elves. And when he had lived out his life in peace and absolute happiness he earned his reward and followed Frodo home.

DON’T TOUCH ME OH MY ERU. 

Samwise Gamgee: Best character in the whole goddamn LoTR continuum.

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

tetsuyaa:

rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
silvahound:

turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

OH SHIT

silvahound:

turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

OH SHIT

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

j5h:

i love this game

Posted 18 hours ago

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

Suck a dick.